playing around (no fighting. tis a peaceful topic ^^)

ki lounged around in the warm shade in a cave. he rememberd his fortune was around here somewhere. though the aburame might have taken it since it was in his will. ki walked farthe into the cooling cave, at the end there was huge boulders. "eh, i guess not." he chuckled.

Xarias flew into the cave, burrowing in circular motions. The rocks fell hard and nearly slammed against her seeming to crush her body. She then lifted her hands and pushed up; uplifting the entire roof of the cave in an uproar. She stood up, and began to dust herself off while looking at Ki.

"Its good to see you, Ki." She says, smiling at him wide.

ki stopped in suprise for a second. his smile turning into an angry frown like he was going to yell at her. the next second his smile reapeard and started laughing, making more rocks fall. " jeez, you nearly gave this old man a heart attack." he said, putting his right hand on his back and materialized a walking stick in his left hand.

She charged into him with happiness and hugged him. She didnt care if his cancerous hands touched her body. It wouldnt have an effect on her in this form.

"Hehe, its okay! You can hug back!" She says, smiling and looking up at him; Squeezing him harder by the second.

ki stood up and began whining. "c-cant breathe...need air. hugging...death..." he said between gasps, holding his throat exageratively. he wasnt really being hugged that strong, he just liked fooling around.

Hearing his breathing appear to be just fine, she swung him in circles.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" She screamed, making the rocks appear as an avalanche.

ki silently laughed at the girls enthusiasm. though he was kind of wary of the rocks crashing around them. they both may be cold blooded and have similar bio, but he wasnt immortal. his bones could still crack. when they stopped spinning, ki swayed side to side to get a bearing. he then crouched down on one knee to be eye to eye. " so how is reiki, is she taking her medicine and training well?" he asked.

Xarias smiled, as she morphed back into Hybris, her tummy slightly out. .. pregnant.. She thought. She looked back at Ki and smiled again. "Yes, shes fine. Shes extremely well behaved, and very persistant!" She says, giggling lightly.

ki moved back a bit to examine the belly. " whos the lucky man?" he asked, looking through the woumb with his eyes. she was about 5 or 6 months in. though he didnt want to give away its gender.

She smiled at him and replied. "Kagerichi-san." She says, sitting back and rubbing her stomach in slow circular motions.

ki tried to hold back a laugh. "well, i guess insteadof having one kid, your going to have two. interesting how karma works, eh?" he said, his eyes trailing back to when his wife was having a baby, though that didnt end well.

Hybris jolted, sitting upwards. "T-Two!!?!" She blurted out, losing her breath in an instant.

ki laughed. " sorry, forgot to count reiki. three." he smiled. standing up and patting the mother on the head. " it looks like you have your work cut out for you. if you need babysitting, you know how to find me; and if you run out of money, just charge some good old chakra into the rocks at the end of this cave and youll see why i came here."

Hybris coughed loudly at her hearing these things.

"Oh jesus christ.." She says, sighing loudly as well. She layed back and closed her eyes. "'Im' a goner.." She states, gulping.

ki laughed. " oh im sure kamoku will help with the delivery since your in the same organization and all, your not going to raise them alone. it takes a village to raise a child."

Hybris looked at him. "This is not funny! My vagina is going to be stretched upon belief!" She yelped, already feeling the pain and not even in the labor room.

ki smiled. " not unless you get a C section. plus, i know kamoku. he'll have yu sedated and use one of his brain things to trigger your muscles. i think. im not up to date with brain manipulation."

Hybris put on a face resembling: -.-

"That doesnt mean my vagina wont hurt afterwards you know." She implies.

ki nodded. " a C section is where they take the kid out through your stomach, under the bikini line. so there will be no stressing or enlrgement of your...area."

Hybris interrupted. "No! I like the body the way it is, thank you! I'll just use my Kinkotsu no Kaguya abilities to loosen me up for an easy job well-done." She says, smiling.

ki laughed. " thats one solution. ahwell, lets get out of this cave, i think its dark enough so i wont get barbue-qued." he walked to the entrance, stepping over the newly fallen rocks.

Hybris walked with him, the darkness became of the lands.

ki walked into the night and sighed. a rabbit streaked across the sand and into a hole. which reminded him..." theres this new blood thats looking to go into akatsuki. be wary of her."

Hybris looked at him, and since she was in the night; her body immediatly converted back into her Prophecy Form, Xarias.

"Who? And when theres noone joining without my approval; being the Assistant Leader.." She says, crossing her arms.

ki smiled. " no one knows her real name though. she calls herself aoimimi makida. i heard she could use several seals at once." he mumbled. passing on the rumor.