hiding from angry sanins

Fireball jutsu x3!

"ouch!! hey!!thats not fair!! im a monk!!"
ki got up quickly dodging the fireballs. then he sighed and sat back down. "i think you might need a tic tac."

"Ugh!" Sasori groans. "I don't like mint!"

"then try something different cause what your trying now isnt working." ki pinched his nose. acting like a kid was second nature for him even though he was an old man.

"That's it!" sasori says angrily. "It's time to use my Summoning jutsu smoke bomb combo!" As he slaps his hand on the ground he had a smoke bomb in it and it goes off. When the smoke cleares there are two dogs with Sasori. You recognise them as Tanmaru and Danmaru. "Two dogs!" Sasori complains. "I wanted 5!" Then he starts a temper tantrum.

ki chuckled. then he went over to sasori and patted his head. he was tall enough for that" in time you will learn little cricket."

"Heh sucker." Sasori sneers stopping his fake crying. Ki is hit from behind with three fireball jutsus. "I really did get five. The smoke bomb was so that they can sneak up behind you."

ki smiled as the fireballs hit him. nothing happend. " well, i supose you didnt want to get touched by me two more times so you hired gaurd dogs. i get it ^^"

"I hate you.' danmaru says cassualy as if he says stuff like that every day(he does^^).

"aw, cute dog lover. anyway, i have a baby cousin to send after you. and shes not as finesse as the chikage." ki chuckled.

"I still hate you." Danmaru says.

"that just means your weak enough to submit to that." ki said it so brightly it sounded like a fact

'I hate you" Danmaru says not realiseing that it is getting annoying.

the last pat on the head felt like ki was crushing bones.

Danmaru started singing a song which was pretty much I hate you a lot of times in a singing voice.

sasori just then found out. ki had only patted him once. which felt hot. now he knew what would happen if he was touched again

the "i hate you" song started getting louder and more annoying.

ki grabbed onto sasoris hair and lifted him up by it. then slamming his body against a tree. making him spit up blood. "whew, that felt good."

then this song plays

Sasori sat quitly against a tree as the dog, not Danmaru e's to busy singing "I hate you" , attacked Ki with fireball jutsu.

ki cought it and it went out against his cold skin. he pushed up his broken glasses. "i might as well be going since you dont need me here sasori." ki walked into the woods.

"Why do you dogs do such rude stuff!?" Sasori lectures in gaps of the "I hate you" song. "You will be punished by a trip to the vet. The "I hate you" song stopped mid hate.