napping in the land of death

ki was staring down at the swirling mass of poison.

Suddenly you see a very exausted Sasori run out of it chasing something. Then Sasori keeps going until he crashes into you by mistake. "Hi Ki" sasori gasps. "I had to go through that entire thing without breathing."

ki chuckled. " okay, and why did you do that?"

"Well you see-" Sasori started when a dog ran up beind him and bit him on the head. "Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I was chasing this guy and he must have went behind me!" Sasori yells out of pain.

ki was laughing like a maniac as he was pulling the dog off sasoris head.

The dog suddenly twitches and starts to growl at you. It goes away still growling. "You smell..............different. You aren't human!" Ganmaru accuses.

"well, now i know dogs never lie cause hes telling the truth."

"Dogs can lie." Ganmaru proves Ki wrong. "Here are some examples. Chocolate is extremely healthy for dogs. I like sasori."

"chocolate is not good for dogs but dark chocolate in small amounts is good for dogs. and the last one i dont think is a lie."

"Yes it was" Ganmaru says." I told you that I would give you some examples not one." Sasori attacks the dog. After Sasori had been fully defeated the talk continued.

"........."

"I like wha I did." Ganmaru says. "It makes him look like an overgrown roast chicken."

"i cant argue with that." ki smiled.

Then Ganmaru starts to lay down on Sasori's face. you hear a muffled sound saying something like. "Ge th stup do off m."

ki couldnt argue with that either. ki picked up the dog, poofed up a pillow and laid him on it. then ki sat back down. "so how could you tell that i wasnt human?"

All you get is snoring. Suddenly Sasori gets up. "He asked you something you lazy dog!" He yells at Ganmaru. Fireball jutsu! "Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The dog yells and attacks Sasori who looks like he should be dead. "I knew because you smelt different."

"hm......better cover that up. my type of blood does give off a smell....though i try to hide it with insence."

Then Ganmaru got on Sasori's face again. But Sasori suddenly got up. It made no difference his claws were stuck in his face.

ki was using most of his strength to hold back a laugh. "oh.......um.....(heh) you got a dog on your face."

"I noticed" sasori tried to yell but it sounded like I nofist. Then he pulled the dog off.

ki coulnt help it. he sat back down and started to laugh like it was going out of style.

" whats with the angry dog guy " Sakon was sitting on top of the dog eating a carrot .

Suddenly Sakon feels a huge pain in his butt.

(wtf)

"Bad Ganmaru" Sasori scolds as he starts to pull him off of Sakon.