On The Road Again

Sakon was walking down a long dusty road , either side of him there was half - dead grass stretching for miles , broken only by a chain - link
fence which ran parrallel to the road 23 metres away . The wind picked up rustling the grass and jinling the fence .

ki was sitting on the fence taking a nap.

Sakon noticed Ki as the wind got even stronger and blew him off the fence .

ki fell off the fence and hit the ground. still asleep.

" God that guy sleeps heavy " said Sakon almost getting flatened by a passing truck . " Bloody Hell you on
weed or something " shouted Sakon sticking his middle finger up at the considerably fat driver who had
fallen out .

ki got up. "man i hate it when i fall of trees....." he was still groggy from his nap.

Ki could here a lot of swaerin and references to drugs , obviously Sakon had caught up with the driver .

ki looed up. awae now. ki jogged to the side of the truck and opend up the back, curiouse of what he was carrying. "hm, aparently hes carrying beer not drugs sakon. but if im sure i do see some disturbance in the brew, its a genome to cause emeadiate death. nice, can i borrow one of these? i need to use it on my sister."

Sakon pushed the guy slightly and he started rolling down the road like a big beach ball .
Sakon lobbed the stuff over his shoulder to Ki " have it i don't know what it is " .

"oh i was just-WHERE THE HELL IS THE DRIVER????!!!"

Sakon gestured to the ball of fat that was rolling down the road .

Before Ki could reply Sakon burst out laughing and started walking down the road again .
" Im going to Myouboku Mountain if you wanna know " he wiped his eye from laughing to hard .
" To sign a blood contract with the toads " . There was the faint shadow of a moutain in the distance
behind the fence it was too far away to see much but everyone knew what it was .

Minato was walking towards a small non-ninja village Myouboku mountain himself to pick up a special new sword he had asked an old freind to forge, a Kusanagi. He saw Sakon and Ki " Hello ki, Sakon" Minato said as he walked towards them. "uhh... why is there a boulder on the road? " he asked as he saw the old man. " and what was that hysterical laughter i heard? i thought manda had been summoned and he was have congestion. Believe me, a large snake with congestion, specially one with attitude like manda, sounds like someone getting their N**S cracked" Minato said. He was in a freindly mood, and was babbling nonsense. "Where are you guys doing?"

ki jumped down and picked up the truck and dragged it to the side of the road. "sure ill come but wait up, i have to take care of this for a sec." ki dropped the truck and turned off the ignition and set the keys on the seat. "i would hate to waste gas..." ki jogged up to US.

" I'm still here you know, you guys can atleast say high" Minato said flickering next to ki to lightly smack him on the head.

" Hi " said Sakon smiling annoyingly at Minato ,
he gestured vaguely to the mountain again " we better go "
there was a heat haze shrouding the road " we'll burn if we stay here any longer " .

ki rubbed his head. "ow,...sorry for not noticing you jeez."

Sakon burst out laughing again " He does get a bit angry " .

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" ??? to you to Ki " Sakon stopped for a moment " why the hell we walking " he yelled jogging back to the
truck. A mintue later the truck pulled up beside Minato and Ki " you coming ??? " asked Sakon .

ki wrinkled his nose. "ill be up top." ki jumped up on the hood. he didnt like being squeezed into those small compartments that were for humans. he sat on the hood with crossed legs and a stony face.

Sakon hesitated for a moment " small problem , i don't know how to drive" he said weakly .
" either of you two got any ideas's " .

ki groaned. "i do." ki walked in and turned on the ignition. then tore the roof off so he could have room for his head.

" Good " . There was a weird noise as Sakon climbed into the back of the van
" cool there's a hotub back here " .

a little futuristic isnt it